The Best (Read: Worst) Of Walmart
Just Frickin’ Ewww!
It might be time to get some new pants. And by “new pants” we mean pants that actually fit and don’t give people a look at your impromptu side butt.
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Prepare To Hurl
By far the nastiest picture of a Walmart customer EVER! Between the full on poop stain and period-blood soaked leg-sleeve, you should be puking right about… NOW!
MY EYES!!
The girl, not too shabby. The clothing, absolutely hideous. But the girl makes up for it, so it’s okay.
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That Poor, Poor Husband
Don’t know how this thing got married. Whoever did so is probably blind, deaf, and mute. Too bad they weren’t infertile.
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At Least She Wipes
The good new is that this lady wipes after going to the bathroom. The bad news, you’re seeing it!
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Double Back Butt
It’s like she was a triplet in the womb, but then absorbed her siblings right into her back. Disgusting to the highest degree. Ewww!
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All You Ever Need
All you ever need in life, printed on her shirt. Looks like this lady has life figured out!
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A Bit Top Heavy
This guy should have paid attention in physics class. If your vehicle is top heavy, don’t lean out too far… especially if YOU’RE the “top-heavy” part!
Nice Goatee, Lady
Hey, some people have hormonal imbalances. They mostly shop at Walmart. What a surprise.
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Never Would Have Guessed
Sometimes, people get tattoos that are just not necessary. Dude, we already know! Believe us!
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Time To Go On Safari
We’re not sure what these two ladies were thinking when they decided to pattern-coordinate with their cheetah print bodysuits…
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At Least She’s Trying
Best dressed Walmart customer EVER! At least she’s trying to look her best.
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Thunder Thighs
Unholy mother of Satan! This lady needs to liposuction her liposuction. Twice!
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There’s Style… And Then There’s STYLE!
Some people are just fashion-forward and understand style. Then there’s people like this lady who are masters!
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Great Parking!
There are times when you are in such a hurry, the store is the only viable place to park. Literally INSIDE THE STORE!
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Half Combover
From the front, it looks like he has all his hair. Too bad he didn’t have an extra mirror to see the back…
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Lickathesplit? No Thank You
Here’s my first hurl. I managed to keep it in thus far. But “lickathesplit?” Not if my life depended on it!
Cowguuurrrl
Heeeey guuuurl! You’re looking mighty fine for a fat chick. Hey, wait a minute! You’re not a… ah, what the hell.
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The Truth
The truth can be hard to handle. But that is definitely a bad ass. Bad as in not good. Yuck.
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Walmart Tramp Stamp
Wow. We’ve always hated tramp stamps. But we hate this Walmart tramp stamp the most. And on a guy? Huuurl!
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Sagging Pants Back In Style?
Is there no decency left in this country? Who in their right mind would put on tiny pants that don’t even cover 1/4 of their butt? Oh yeah, a Walmart customer… duh!
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DAT SHELF!
Baby got shelf! As in, for her kid to stand on! I can feel my lunch coming up… again…
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Forever Damaged
No amount of psychiatric help with undo the damaged caused to this kid in the moment captured in this picture. Maybe LSD would help.
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Just A Tad Saggy
We’re having a hard time deciding whether these are saggy boobs or very convenient love handles… You decide!
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Bad Case Of FUPA
Some girls have nice butts, but this chick has two of ’em. One in back, and another really big one in front!
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The South Shall Rise Again… At Walmart
150 years after the end of the American Civil War, it might be time to give up the idea that the South Shall Rise Again… until you go to Walmart and come to the realization that it might actually happen!
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Punk Fish Net
No one asked ANYONE to bring back the 80’s. It’s a bad idea from the get-go. Look at the picture for direct proof!
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Appropriate Clothing
Some clothing choices might seem like a good idea, until you realize they aren’t. We like it, but not at Walmart.
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Aisle Rumble
Way to go, Mother-of-the-year! This fabulous mom decided to teach her kid a much needed lesson, how to beat someone in a Walmart aisle… a lesson every kid needs!
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